i like u

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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volanus:

versaceslut:

idk what i was dreaming about last night but i woke up clapping

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yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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