you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
They call me the feels fucker 😏
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"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES